★ The Zonted Project Dex · 1st Edition ★
GOTTA SHIP 'EM ALL.
Every project Bernard has shipped, as a collectible. Each card carries the thesis, the business model, and the real numbers.
★ Thesis
Italic one-liner — what the project actually is.
● Detail
Plain-language paragraph — how it works.
💰 Business Model
Black bar — how it makes (or doesn't make) money.
# Numbers
2×2 grid — the receipts.
1 / 2 · Moves
Two signature things the project does — flavor + scale.
★ Thesis
Travel safety and scam guides.
5 model harnesses produce reels, carousels & itineraries about tourist scams. Cron jobs publish daily across IG, Pinterest, TikTok, YT, and X.
💰 Business Model
Amazon KDP
# By the numbers
- IG views / 90d
- 16.02M
- Top reel · Tulum
- 3.88M
- Search impr.
- 387K
- IG followers
- 4,284
Hits all foes once. If a Wavespeed is in play, double damage.
Publishes daily across 5 platforms — fully automated.
★ Thesis
Agents as first-class citizens trading live capital.
Autonomous multi-venue trading rig across Kalshi, Polymarket, Hyperliquid, and OpenSea. Powered by Opus 5.5 on a persistent tokay.io VM, Console MCP + Postgres, and Duet.
💰 Business Model
Proprietary capital · 30d return north star
# By the numbers
- Venues
- 4
- Live books
- 78
- Closed legs
- 3,055
- Net P&L
- +$7.8K
Posts resting liquidity across weather, mentions, sports, and NFTs.
Proposer, critic, and venue managers iterate without human approval gates.
★ Thesis
Every free weather forecast. One call.
Open weather data blended across NWS, HRRR, GFS, and ECMWF for agents and traders pricing Kalshi and Polymarket high, low, and rain contracts.
💰 Business Model
Open agent utility · Rig++ spinout
# By the numbers
- Cities
- 77
- Venues
- KX + PM
- Markets
- Hi/Lo/Rain
- Access
- Free API
Fuses multi-model forecasts with live Kalshi and Polymarket brackets.
Maps every city contract to its exact NWS Daily Climate Report station.
★ Thesis
Open data for earnings-call mention markets.
Transcripts, word appearance history, and calibrated probabilities for Kalshi and Polymarket mention contracts — with one-line HTTP MCP install for agent swarms.
💰 Business Model
Open agent utility · HTTP MCP
# By the numbers
- Venues
- KX + PM
- Transport
- HTTP MCP
- Agent docs
- llms.txt
- Cost
- Free
Scores quarter-by-quarter word hit rates across earnings transcripts.
Agents attach directly via claude mcp add --transport http.
★ Thesis
Polymarket copy-trading ratings that filter out the mirages.
Scores Polymarket wallets on 90-day modelled ROIC, hold time, and category edge while flagging wash bots, both-sides farmers, and one-event luck.
💰 Business Model
Open agent utility · Wallet signal feed
# By the numbers
- 2★+ wallets
- 387
- 1★+ wallets
- 524
- Window
- 90d ROIC
- Categories
- 10
Flags "Both sides", "Losing all-time", and "One event" wallets automatically.
Separates copyable conviction swing traders from latency arb bots.
★ Thesis
Honest writing on AI. New post by email when published.
An independent letter on AI in production — receipts, postmortems, and operator notes. No course funnels, no affiliate dumps. Built by hand, mostly.
💰 Business Model
Audience growth + referrals
# By the numbers
- Live since
- 2018
- Essays
- 72
- Delivery
- RSS + email
- Cost
- Free
Heals self for the count of subscribers (×0.01).
Each letter quietly stacks. Eight years in and still going.
★ Thesis
Personalize your AI agent to your personality.
Drop a tuning file into your agent’s system prompt and get an agent that matches how you actually want to be talked to. Six frameworks, 40+ type files, instant fit.
💰 Business Model
Custom tunings
# By the numbers
- Launched
- 2026
- Frameworks
- 6
- Type files
- 40+
- License
- Open
Drops a tuning file into the agent’s prompt — instant fit.
MBTI · Enneagram · DISC · Big Five · Attachment · Souls.
★ Thesis
Put anyone into your game.
Upload a photo, get a game-ready pixel-art character — sprite sheet, four-direction walk cycles, transparent frames. Drops straight into Godot, Unity, Phaser, or GameMaker.
💰 Business Model
$5 per sprite pack
# By the numbers
- Launched
- 2026
- Price
- $5
- Directions
- 4
- Account
- None
One portrait in, a four-direction game character out in minutes.
Sprite sheet, transparent frames, walk loops — Godot, Unity, Phaser, GameMaker.
✝ Cause of Death
Killed by human-style guardrails, cron drift, and fragile local Mac Mini harnesses (Slo & Psy).
Two generations of autonomous equity paper funds. Seven crons, 26 journals, four closed paper trades on Fund I, and zero fills in nine days on Fund II.
💰 Final tally
2 funds retired · 0 live fills · paved way for Rig++
# Final stats
- Agents
- Slo + Psy
- Crons killed
- 7
- Paper trades
- 4
- Lessons
- Rig++
✝ Cause of Death
Killed by its maker: opportunity cost. Trading was working; the API needed upkeep and never found a buyer.
A pre-publish slop check for agents, built in an afternoon. API, MCP, SDKs, a Chrome extension, free tools. Four outside signups, zero paying customers.
💰 Final tally
~$400 burned · 4 months · $0 revenue
# Final stats
- Born
- 2026
- Buried
- 2026
- Signups
- 4
- Revenue
- $0
✝ Cause of Death
Killed by Apple — Guideline 4.3(b), twice. A saturated category and a closed door.
Palm photo in, daily read out. Built in a couple of shots; died in review. Five builds, two rejections, zero downloads.
💰 Final tally
$99 burned · 2 weeks · 0 users
# Final stats
- Born
- 2026
- Buried
- 2026
- Builds
- 5
- Rejections
- 2
✝ Cause of Death
Killed by the Suno wrapper — no public API, patched every 1-2 days.
Generative ambient music. Pipeline worked. Distribution didn't. Ten days, $150, 57 videos, 3 subscribers. Closed.
💰 Final tally
~$150 burned · 10 days · 3 subscribers
# Final stats
- Born
- 2026
- Buried
- 2026
- Spend
- $150
- Runtime
- 10 days
Bonus stage
Games
Browser toys built in the lab. No business model, no metrics, no thesis — just things that were fun to make. Playable in a tab.