★ The Zonted Project Dex · 1st Edition ★
GOTTA SHIP 'EM ALL.
Every project Bernard has shipped, as a collectible. Each card carries the thesis, the business model, and the real numbers.
★ Thesis
Italic one-liner — what the project actually is.
● Detail
Plain-language paragraph — how it works.
💰 Business Model
Black bar — how it makes (or doesn't make) money.
# Numbers
2×2 grid — the receipts.
1 / 2 · Moves
Two signature things the project does — flavor + scale.
★ Thesis
Travel safety and scam guides.
5 model harnesses produce reels, carousels & itineraries about tourist scams. Cron jobs publish daily across IG, Pinterest, TikTok, YT, and X.
💰 Business Model
Amazon KDP
# By the numbers
- IG views / 90d
- 16.02M
- Top reel · Tulum
- 3.88M
- Search impr.
- 387K
- IG followers
- 4,284
Hits all foes once. If a Wavespeed is in play, double damage.
Publishes daily across 5 platforms — fully automated.
★ Thesis
Detect AI slop before it ships.
Pre-merge content audit API. One call returns one verdict — ship, hold, or reject. Built for agents and pipelines that can't afford a human reviewer.
💰 Business Model
Pay-per-call API · usage-based
# By the numbers
- Launched
- 2026
- Per call
- 1 verdict
- Interfaces
- REST + MCP
- Status
- Beta
Scans the PR. Returns one verdict: ship, hold, or reject.
Detects AI fingerprints + factuality drift before publish.
★ Thesis
Honest writing on AI. New post by email when published.
An independent letter on AI in production — receipts, postmortems, and operator notes. No course funnels, no affiliate dumps. Built by hand, mostly.
💰 Business Model
Audience growth + referrals
# By the numbers
- Live since
- 2018
- Cadence
- Weekly
- Delivery
- RSS + email
- Cost
- Free
Heals self for the count of subscribers (×0.01).
Each letter quietly stacks. Six years in and still going.
★ Thesis
Palm reading iOS app.
Snap your palm. AI reads the lines and returns a daily reading. No psychic, no incense, no appointment — just the camera you already own.
💰 Business Model
Mobile app · freemium
# By the numbers
- Launched
- 2026
- Platform
- iOS
- Input
- 1 photo
- Output
- Daily read
Scans the field. Returns one reading per lifeline.
A short daily glance — five seconds, one tone for the day.
✝ Cause of Death
Killed by the Suno wrapper — no public API, patched every 1-2 days.
Generative ambient music. Pipeline worked. Distribution didn't. Ten days, $150, 57 videos, 3 subscribers. Closed.
💰 Final tally
~$150 burned · 10 days · 3 subscribers
# Final stats
- Born
- 2026
- Buried
- 2026
- Spend
- $150
- Runtime
- 10 days
★ Thesis
Personalize your AI agent to your personality.
Drop a tuning file into your agent’s system prompt and get an agent that matches how you actually want to be talked to. Six frameworks, 40+ type files, instant fit.
💰 Business Model
Custom tunings
# By the numbers
- Launched
- 2026
- Frameworks
- 6
- Type files
- 40+
- License
- Open
Drops a tuning file into the agent’s prompt — instant fit.
MBTI · Enneagram · DISC · Big Five · Attachment · Souls.
★ Thesis
Currently in stealth. Building quietly — more when it ships.
Project name, thesis, business model, and numbers will land here when this one leaves stealth.
💰 Business Model
Undisclosed
# By the numbers
- Status
- Stealth
- Ship date
- ?
- Category
- ?
- Reveal
- Soon
Heads-down. No teases, no launch plan, no pre-announce. Just shipping.
When this card lights up, you'll know.